Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (401): View more from Rhode Island

  I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (401): I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths. http://tfl.nu/qww0
  Replies (37) Good night (928) Bad night (2259) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (978): Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good http://tfl.nu/k903
  Replies (111) Good night (29269) Bad night (1057) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (407): View more from Florida

  Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (407): Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot http://tfl.nu/9dyf
  Replies (15) Good night (665) Bad night (2411) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (908): View more from New Jersey

  Hawaiian shirts and no dignity

  (1-908): View more from New Jersey

  We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (908): Hawaiian shirts and no dignity (1-908): We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie. http://tfl.nu/mjtt
  Replies (6) Good night (2361) Bad night (557) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (315): View more from New York

  He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (315): He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out. http://tfl.nu/k9ox
  Replies (18) Good night (5033) Bad night (457)
• Favorite

  (330): View more from Ohio

  When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (330): When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward... http://tfl.nu/3xfe
  Replies (36) Good night (1200) Bad night (9153) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (507): View more from Minnesota

  You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (507): You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!" http://tfl.nu/pues
  Replies (7) Good night (3508) Bad night (739) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (502): View more from Kentucky

  You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (502): You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down. http://tfl.nu/88lm
  Replies (4) Good night (914) Bad night (2065) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (803): View more from South Carolina

  For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (803): For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early. http://tfl.nu/j6ta
  Replies (3) Good night (1255) Bad night (1738) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (330): View more from Ohio

  Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (330): Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high. http://tfl.nu/m92h
  Replies (8) Good night (3076) Bad night (797) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (978): View more from Massachusetts

  girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (978): girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good. http://tfl.nu/jyv0
  Replies (4) Good night (1567) Bad night (544) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (916): View more from California

  In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?

  (1-916): View more from California

  Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (916): In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room? (1-916): Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne. http://tfl.nu/vsj8
  Replies (10) Good night (4819) Bad night (615) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (678): View more from Georgia

  there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (678): there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub.. http://tfl.nu/f53v
  Replies (4) Good night (1154) Bad night (482) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (407): View more from Florida

  I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (407): I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl http://tfl.nu/1s7i
  Replies (11) Good night (1701) Bad night (472) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (310): View more from California

  oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (310): oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars. http://tfl.nu/b3kf
  Replies (4) Good night (541) Bad night (196) Order T-Shirt

Randomize