i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
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The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
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he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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