So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
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if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
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Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
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