Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
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I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
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legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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