apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
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You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
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Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
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