Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
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My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
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All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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