I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
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What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
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she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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