Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
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I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
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I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
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