Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
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I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
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I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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