Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
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I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
3 2 1 whiskey
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I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
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