dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
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You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
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I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
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