yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
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In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
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Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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