We won't sleep together?
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
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It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
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Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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