I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
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today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
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He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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