my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
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Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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