Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
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My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
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I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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