you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
This show inspires me to have sex in space
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
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i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
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grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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