I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
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I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
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Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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