i'm signing you up for texting rehab
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
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Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
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Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
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