yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
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i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
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Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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