I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
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As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
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I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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