Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
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She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
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Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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