Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
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i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
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Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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