all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
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Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
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She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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