Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
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what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
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Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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