Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
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I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
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I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
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