i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
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I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
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You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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