I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
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These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
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Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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