it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
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You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
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The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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