Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
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I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
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Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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