you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
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did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
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Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
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