Just mADE A PArabola og urine
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
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I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
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I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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