yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
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If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
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I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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