Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
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He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
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This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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