It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
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Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
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So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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