honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
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stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
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is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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