I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
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I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
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Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
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