There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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