Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
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I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
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You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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