so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
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you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
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She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
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I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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