I smell stomach acid.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
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There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
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look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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