Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
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Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
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Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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