I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
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I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
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Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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