i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
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I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
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In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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