Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
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drinking out of a sandbucket again
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
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Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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