I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
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You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
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He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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