Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
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woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
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You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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