Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
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i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
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just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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