my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
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She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
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How does a face ride mean we're back together?
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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