i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
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Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
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there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
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